Friday, 23 September 2016

The Myth of the Indian IT Supremacy

Indians are not techy at all.

They suck at it. I am working in tech for closer to 2 years now and all I see is few guys are really into it and the rest..not so much. In fact the reason we have a huge population in IT appears to be an outcome of the Indian culture of anxiety, shyness and shame. The country seems to be doing well in tech or the IT field only because a lot of non-tech techies are riding on the backs of the few tech techies.

The Anxiety Connection


The education systems has no focus on the soft skills of the child, and doesn’t focus on reading skills and by extension English either. Neither are students given any self-study assignments where they can apply themselves and come up with any output. It’s literally another brick in the wall all the way here.

The result is at the crossroads of choosing a career somewhere when most Indians are 16-17, the natural inclination is towards stuff where “you sit and work silently” without having to express yourself or "make a fool of yourself" (as their upbringing has thought them) in any form or way. 

Add to this a huge number of vernacular language students who by the time they hit adulthood have really high amounts of anxiety about using English, and shame for not being good at it. When these apply for jobs you have to ask yourself whether the application is for JAVA programming or MTV roadies.

The prolonged abstaining from the English language takes away the self-confidence of most by early adulthood when they find themselves unable to respond in fluent english to their NRI relatives on the phone and realize what soft skills mean and then understandably sales/marketing etc. seem like a bad idea. Staring at a computer AND getting paid for it? Not so much, multiply this by the societal collective thought pattern of that instant and media's reports about INFOSYS and TCS and it looks like damn IT pays well too, boom.

Then on the job


We covered how education isn’t really big on reading. By the time the IT boys have turned men(seniors), reading blogs and documentation is a nuisance to them at best and a waste of time otherwise. In fact most of them make fun of you for not already knowing what you are now trying to learn by reading about it(if this doesn't make sense now, wait till it happens to you, you'll know then).

The amount of agony someone like me must go through because my cybersecurity team members around me don’t really believe in documentation, blogs or googling for the most part. When your backs are against the wall(or you have ransomware on your network), even the usually blind do a lil reading of google… or not even then.

These pseudo techies first call the managed services provider(MSP)/consultants to fix even the slightest problem on their security gear, they think of them(MSPs) as experts but remember, think back to the time when everyone was choosing a career, the managed services techies are from that lot too, and they too decided sales wasn’t all that cracked up, the rest is history. 

These MSP guys then open support tickets with the OEM TAC the Symantecs, Ciscos, Intels. I think of this as the circle closing, we’re back to western civilization for the answers, HAHA.

Indians are as good at tech as the western tech support they rely on.

And the conversation they have the with european fella from the TAC is total fucking cringeworthy. Reeks of fear, anxiety, shame and probably slight regret of not knowing to frame proper english sentences. 

I am not a snob about English, I am proud of modi’s broken “may the phorce bee bith you”, that guy’s only got to sound nice and make people like him when he’s out and most already do, because a good 70% of people on the planet are all feels anyway, so an old man from a poor third-world country talking about unity, peace, progress, well everybody loves that, fuck his English language skills. 

More so when he visits America, the Americans feel so guilty about their wealth, power and status in the world they go extra hard at sucking a poor country's PM's dick with multiple standing ovations for throwing age old platitudes at them for hours.

But you my friends and those I spend 10 hours/day with, you got to sit and read Symantec’s documentation and be able to explain the issue to them and to stack-exchange when the time comes. Nobody loves you by default like they love modi, you see. You got to bring fucking value to the table and clear, concise communication is the start of it.

A note about the TAC calls, a few weeks back I witnessed my CISO trying to browbeat a TAC guy into providing immediate virus definitions and even threatened to speak to their CEO. It doesn’t stop there, pretty close to that are my senior colleagues having a conversation about how powerful the W97M.Downloader virus was to be able to pass through the email gateway and antivirus, totally absolving themselves all responsibility about running their network much like the indian government runs low income localities in India’s cities.

Ransomware compromised some of our systems and it was only because our security sucked. Period. Plain and simple.

The Loyalty and Age Connection


Eli the Computer Guy from YouTube and many others always remind us how success in the IT field is seldom related to the technical talents one possesses. Just like getting laid has so less to do with looks? I digress. Most senior IT personnel in India, positions like CISO, IT-Head etc. go to those who have been around for a looongg time with the company.

Indians have this notion of "age and experience matters" in all aspects of life, I have covered that in automatic respect before. The basic belief is that with age comes some sort of magical wisdom about life(and probably business and technology in this case) which no matter how smart/brilliant/passionate a younger person simply lacks and cannot attain.

And hence never given a chance to prove himself, that should answer why our politicians are mostly old men who seem like one good masturbation session away from their fucking grave. 

These old men have egos bigger and harder than their cocks too at their stage in life, any move or suggestion by a younger person to do things in a better way is an immediate threat to their livelihood and a question on their credibility of "years of experience". This is where they career block you harder than the worst cock blocking fat chicks in the nightclubs. 

And we wonder why every young guy who moves to US for his masters does so well in life. This is where most Indians bring out the "USA owes everything to Indians" or "Indians are so smart" card.. .#FML.

All this is deeply intertwined with the Hinduism philosophy and religion which is dominant in India, which is a good 80% of the population. You always see grown Indian men(mostly belonging to hindu families) completely ruin their life by making huge decisions like marriage, finance and career as per their elders, and this mostly under emotional pressure and a lot of times threats of violence.

But in a world where a (once?) technology star like Yahoo gets pwned to the tune of 500 million accounts, Indian businesses must really ask themselves if a sixty year old once upon a time MBA grad can better protect their network than a 30 year old CISSP holder just by the virtue of being old and wise.

I am seeing one situation where the IT-Head was hired later, his sal is in the 5lacs/pm range and all and he has no fucking IT qualifications at all, what he probably has though is some business acumen about the industry which I bet a few videos and certifications cover already, I don’t get it why he still has that job. 

The culture of mediocrity, nepotism is not just in the Indian government, it's in the Indian psyche.

Sunday, 17 July 2016

BUZZFEED's Sex Loving Indian Women—Part 1

"fuck"


The Feminine Imperative’s (FI) greatest weapon is confusion.

So I read a BUZZFEED post — "indian women love to casually fuck too" and the first thing that crossed my mind is ..who would have FUCKING THOUGHT that the “respect women” platitude they keep shoving into our faces so many times a day, actually also includes “respect that women love to be casually fucked” clause. I mean we all thought that respecting them meant always thinking of them as good, honest, epitome of morality beings AND the biggest one being not fucking dare OBJECTIFY THEM. NEVER to approach/court/flirt openly especially publicly because THAT FUCKING WOULD MEAN OBJECTIFICATION YOU FUCKING MISOGYNIST PIG. Then it means always give them their time with everything and wait for them to come around. NEVER to doubt their intentions and always just trusting them and encouraging them, NEVER to judge their actions, I mean it’s obviously not her fault, like we already established the fact that women are the epitome of moral behavior.

BUT THEN (..goes my testosterone sex crazed brain) .. if they do love sex as much as I do then it should be totally okay when I go approach her in public, which then means she’s totally okay with me just treating her as fuckmeat ,.I mean she’s doing the same about me, right? How come all men who have the balls to that are then misogynist pigs who treat women wrong?

DAMNN I can’t even begin to imagine how a teenager coming out of school will deal with this contradicting garbage the FI is feeding him. In the old world order or an ideal one their fathers and brothers would probably teach them this but with third wave feminism upon us like the curse of locusts from the bible, they are already martyrs to the same FI and perpetuate the same dogma ..“women, eh,,can’t understand them” subscribing to some “women are mysterious” trope we have always had in culture.

But there’s hope for those who yearn for the truth, as there’s always been. They will probably find their path, some will probably end up here as well. And of course I don’t want to make it look like few links will bring you salvation and set you free, but they are a lot more than most men will ever have as they march their way to the FI gas life chamber.

It’s such an amazing flexibility that the very FI which lambasts men for being sex junkies, poisoned with testosterone is also making fun of them for being complete pussies for getting too attached too soon just after a little casual sex. (They even put it in a cool quotation box like this right in their posts, fuck need to learn that.)

Again it’s worth highlighting how ruthless the FI is, I did this before with bacchi karkaria. Reverse the sexes and try imagining a man writing about all women he fucked getting clingy and how they file rape cases when not being called back. .FUCKING OUTRAGE. Fuck, you don’t have to imagine it, we already have a case where feminists destroyed two men’s livelihood for daring to tell us how they fucked 50+ girls and how most of them were no good for anything else.

And again I just want to hammer the effect this has on really young men. It is in this world we have 16yr old guys shamed and put down for being born with a dick since they turned ten, trying to figure out W T F IS GOING ON. Is it then any wonder I have guys inching close to 30 talking about the dark knight, assassins dick and going to "woohoo" to metal smashing transfaggers.   

But all is not lost for them and for others, as it’s been said before the internet is for men what women’s lib was for women, we now have a global network of men sharing notes and conclusions on how to better navigate life around these conflicting messages of the FI and how not only to survive but thrive in it.

Class is in session.

Casual SEX


So do women love casual sex or not? Guys want an yes or no answer to this, given their analytical problem solving nature, but the answer is neither. Write this down, women fucking want different things at different times in their lives. Young and beautiful babe in her early 20s from a western values family background with minimum religious indoctrination and maximum freedoms, yeah she’ll fuck you and some other guys on the side..NBD. The same girl when she’s 28? You bet she wants something more than just A-Grade-porn-star fucking, as we see here:



And yes she'll probably cheat if she's been fucked a LOT before she married you. And huffington post carrying that article, it'll be gone the moment their FI bosses call up so you should just google that.

Nothing to bat an eye when the leaders of feminism have this advice for our gals:
    “When looking for a life partner, my advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the commitment-phobic boys, the crazy boys. But do not marry them. The things that make the bad boys sexy do not make them good husbands. When it comes time to settle down, find someone who wants an equal partner. Someone who thinks women should be smart, opinionated and ambitious. Someone who values fairness and expects or, even better, wants to do his share in the home. These men exist and, trust me, over time, nothing is sexier.”

    ― Sheryl Sandberg, Lean In: Women, Work, and the Will to Lead

Men are piggs eh??

The article kinda also wants to tell us how ALL women enjoy casual sex with ALL men—WRONG. The choice of guys they want to fuck brings us to the next part.

Who are these super emo Guys?

Men see two genders — Men and Women. Women see three — Alphas, Betas and Women. I think you should write this down as well.

The men this chick is so frustrated about totally fall in the #2 gender category she can see, I am also pretty sure these guys are getting the kind of sex where they later go . .“i got lucky” with their buddies, and not “ohh fuck.. do i fuck this girl or go home and sleep,,,got work tomorrow, ,ah ok..ill make it a quick one”, I bet you their lives are nothing like this. In fact the thing which is really frustrating these women is buyer’s remorse. Here’s what google says:

Buyer's remorse is the sense of regret after having made a purchase. It is frequently associated with the purchase of an expensive item such as a car or house. It may stem from fear of making the wrong choice, guilt over extravagance, or a suspicion of having been overly influenced by the seller.
PU definition:
In PU, Buyer’s Remorse happens when the game was not played properly, such as skipping comfort, gaming a drunk girl, or doing something that would otherwise jeopardize the long term sexual relationship with the girl beyond a ONS.

Here’s what yareally says:

ehhhh not the best thing to have said. The pervert/slut teases were cute, like an inside joke with you guys, but after she’s acted like a slut she needs to feel like you aren’t going to judge her for being a slut…so comments like “knew I was going to insert my dick” blah blah are like “I knew you were a slut the second I saw you” which can trigger her Buyer’s Remorse.

So they’re just upset to have fucked two boring pussies who they for some reason perceived to be hotNalpha. The girls themselves would have called the guys back had they not advertised their scarcity needy “once more...please?” mentality to them lol. But now they did and are beta bitches “who can’t fathom that a woman can just fuck for fun” ..that’s just her conscious society trained empowered brain, reality is more like “omg..12 txt msgs!, .. its not even 11am, ewww”.

Now I am also shocked this chick is surprised that men are immediately falling in love with her after sex while she’s working at Buzzfeed, which is now to me an FI manifesto creating better betas with every post.  Here’s one where a dude is all for grown dudes crying:


I MEAN FUCKING SERIOUSLY?. .YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT GUYS ACTING LIKE BITCHES ON THE VERY SAME PAGES WHERE YOU ARE “ALL FOR MEN CRYING”. .Go back to my starting sentence on FI’s biggest weapon being confusion.

THREE DECADES of telling men to get in touch with their feminine side and now they’re shocked that these guys have forgotten the beauty and peace of a casual fuck. Add to that the daily shaming of men for trying to hit gym as “still trying to live the college life”, “men don’t grow up” and heck if the poor bastard is not married by 29 then all this + “is he gay?”. They denigrate anything remotely masculine and then tell us men have become pussies. Of course they do want the masculinity back when third world masculine men who they themselves brought in are raping and killing, lol. But that’s for another post.

It’s also so funny that she doesn’t think for a sec that probably the guys had real feelings for her, I mean for all the fucking leeway we give to women for being soft, emotional and tender. Here we see one reminding Milo 200 times that women are so “soft and take things to heart”, nothing of that here but instead her conclusion is that “indian men can’t handle women having casual sex”. No doll, his conditioning told him that showing his vulnerable side is the way to your heart, which he was taught has a lot more value than anything else on your body, because women are so much more than just sex objects and men are such pigs for only wanting sex.. right?.. .he respects women.. duh!.

I used to take this lightly but now I am pretty sure that there are guys out there, even young 21 yr old horny dudes who believe on a MORALITY level that wanting to just have sex with a girl is JUST WRONG as in the way we would talk about stealing as wrong, and the fact that they are going to be married to one these “Women can have sex like men” dolls and go down the blue valentine path, ..fuck makes me so fucking sad. Here even while writing this I was graced with this gem:


So you see we are all evil motherfuckers after these poor dames, a million guys probably got this on their screens and are going to make a mental subconscious note of it in the "how girls are" dept of their psyche as they put their smartphones down and pick up their joysticks.
 

Sunday, 26 June 2016

A Pic is worth a 1000 lies


Nothing completes modern anything scene without a picture—fucking nothing.

Party pics, birthday pics, insta pics, fb pics, “i ordered food” pics, “i have friends and i’m cool too” pics and the “fuck just look at me” pics—selfies.

I have ranted about pics before and wbw does a better job at it. I still think a post like this was required to hammer into the newbie PUAs heads that the pics are all lies. Just fucking lies. It’s just not the real world. A lot of guys are never going to understand this and end up playing the same game like so many I know already do, by uploading their own fucking pics while doing the “cool shit”, lol.

But you wanna be better than that right, you wanna fucking upload your video to youtube where you are doing this, at least that should be your goal and fuck no, it’s not about pulling hot girls to bed, it’s about all the things it’ll take to get there, the fears you will conquer and the skills you’ll gain to be able to pull a hot girl home every night. Sluts and studs.

Those pictures these robots put up, they look like they’re having fun? Of course they do. And as a newbie recovering nerd/afc/whatever who is trying to understand these dynamics, you will have a fucking hard time doing it, kinda why i’m here. You’ve spent too much time jacking off to internet porn in hiding, you’ve spent too much time staring at those beautiful women’s pics wherever they are, the magazines, the internet, you have spent too much time with other guys like yourself discussing how fucking beautiful that girl in your college looks and how good her friends look etc.

This is called “pussy pedestalling”. It’s Game 101 now. You have repeatedly told your brain that that girl, that beauty, that female giggle is so so so out of reach that all you can do about it is fantasize about it, talk about it, dream about it and do nothing to get it.

And when you see those pics of smiles, makeup and all that jazz you just tap into those same feelings and emotions of you sitting in hiding and jerking off to female beauty which you can’t attain but only look from far. You do notice that little ounce of anxiety you feel in and around your solar plexus when you are going through that hot cute girl’s fb trail of pics right? You surely do now after I have brought it up to your conscious mind.

Just walk into swanky place and look around and you’ll see the weird positions of that “trying to find the perfect angle” for the pic everywhere around you. Damn, you do this a few times and that sight of someone taking a selfie becomes harder to look at than probably looking at one of you guys masturbate. It’s such total cringe.

And a very important reason that those pictures are so good and perfect is they’ve done so many of those—day in and day out, and for the really prettier ones it’s hours in and hours out of taking non-stop selfies and instant analysis. They have done it so often and so many times, their brains have now mapped it with their facial muscles on how much to smile, where to feel the pressure, what angle to hold the shoulder in, this is what our brains do, this is its job. Computing and remembering 100s of muscle movements and calculations to help you internalize stuff, like driving and talking to hot women for eg. and if you keep at it then this too.

This why I call them a 1000 lies. You will notice that those smiling faces gone and off the instant the camera has clicked and they all get back to their checking their whatsapp. You have to understand the moment-to-moment thought process of those taking those pics.

It’s something like this:

*one person takes out the cam for the pic and lets everyone know he’s taking a group selfie”
Now the internal monologue of everyone involved is something along this:
“Ok k k a selfies is being taken, this will be shared on fb, i can use it for my whatsapp profile, and probably insta it too, and while i do it im gonnna #tag #this #this #that and it’ll look really good on my profile”.

THIS IS THE SHIT.

The idea that you will look back at this in future and remember those good times is gone out with the kodak. Then the photograph was a luxury to be saved in albums and as a reminisce of a beautiful moment, not anymore. Something is available at every instant always loses its value. And when you really look at this culture, it’s hard to believe that most 20 yr olds+ are even capable of good old nostalgia, because today everything is instant, why look back to a pic to get that emotional state high you would get when the pic will remind you of how you felt that day exactly when you can just take a new one right now. And of course do most think that THE EXACT REASON FOR TAKING THE PIC IS TO LOOK BACK AT THE MEMORY?---FUCKING YES! (And now this is going really spiral but hang on) THE REASON THEY THINK SO IS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BE THAT PERSON WHO CHERISHES AND VALUES MEMORIES AND ALL FEEL GOOD SHIT..

To explain this ask yourself why do so many people share stuff like this? 

"im sooo deep"
BECAUSE they do believe they’re that person, and fine, at times we are all that person, but you can trying catching those who shared similar shit on your fb and you will see they don’t fucking know and won’t even understand if you were to explain it to them what a light year is. Forget all about it, if they’re on their way to church, lol.

This post sounds like judging, cynicism, hatred, bitterness and what the fuck not. But that's just a trick to dismiss the truth and harsh realities, it's a gimmick. I am not here to create more holden caulfields (great guy though and i definitely recommend you meet him, but don’t let him get to your head and that nerd brain of yours will.) And that nerd brain of yours is why this post has to be this way, so that you understand the social VIBING process of selfie-ing and putting them on SM, not that you have to do that, but you do need to understand that, so obviously the goal of this post is not for you to just avoid taking pictures and stand in the corner trying to give out the james bond look.. all because "PICTURES SUCK AND ARE FAKE!" lol. And your nerd brain will again keep screaming that to you, but with this knowledge you know now what’s ACTUALLY happening and why this meaninglessness has so much meaning.