Showing posts with label game. Show all posts
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Friday, 7 July 2017

Relationship Goals

This is from a meme on fb or twitter or whatsapp etc. The meme generally has drop dead gorgeous heterogenous people—obviously dating, sometimes they add a baby into the mix and the whole thing will just blow your fucking heart out.

I mean only if you can look 28, have a six pack, a giant house in which there’s a giant bed i which your significant other (SO) is with or without the 1yr old, and you can still tell your SO’s boobs from her belly fat, well who wouldn’t fucking want that!

The only believable part in the whole meme is the cuteness of the 1yr old.

Now being 26 I am at the age where I having left behind by third world birth place I soon would be able to finally own a house, a huge bed and all that. It is the rest of the meme I am so worried about.

For e.g. the 1yr old protesting against the 1% at the age of 20 is a real nightmare even now when I am just 6+ the 20. How will I cope with it when it indeed happens.

And let’s talk about the vending machine which will bring the little rat into the world. It seems my focus on finding the highly educated of the breed won’t get me far anyway (always read reddit comments and not just the post). They just remain vapid, which just means even higher chances of the 20 yr old following karan johar on her Iphone while being anti-capitalist.

But at the same time the relationship goals meme conveys a message that the two beautiful people have been together since ever and love mastubate to nothing but only one another, how do you deal with that?

I in no certain terms want to let go of a chance to “drill a teen” as pornhub puts it just because I have a certain someone back at home, but of course I am not far enough on the left to actually consent her to an open marriage, which translates to “i’ve fucked 100s while he’s just fucked 2-3”, no no I’m too aware of “you can’t out slut a slut”.

So this leaves me with the only option which has always been the only option for anyone in my situation. That you arrange a different woman for each of your different goals.

There’s nothing to say that you must just have a single “relationship goal” once you are 25 and have read most of the list (excuse me if the list doesn’t exist yet). Your goal with a nerdy one might as well be to have a 1yr old who she will read Ayn Rand to and Indira Gandhi has the basis of a “strong woman”, while on the side your goal with a different one might be to slap her and shove something into her mouth, which she pretends to hate but actually loves.

And since you have already covered the two extemes of slapping a dick into one’s mouth and having the other read Ayn Rand, there’s lot of room in between where you just visit someone after work and work some more on her.

By now this article is sexist, misogynist, immoral, amoral and worth firing the dude if it’s ever found out who is the mastermind behind it, but at the same time it’s just a scared little boy looking out for himself, I hope you understand that part. A scared little boy who’s not had much success shoving pipe like things into female mouths now just just betting on his new found ability ($X a month) to do so while at the same time trying to meet the family goals of the shy boy.

Wednesday, 8 March 2017

The Cheating Woman

Guys have a weird way of dealing with infidelity. They act like they are the supreme court, trying to figure out every bit and piece in the case and then reach a final verdict as if the entire nation’s future depends on their monogamous relationship working out.

When the woman is out they call her repeatedly to ask where, with who, for what. Now I see some of them even asking for the lady’s whatsapp location. Key loggers have always been around. I think the next stage would in this love survelliance program would be to install a firewall at home, enable SSL inspection and do a packet capture. Something I’d try myself for sure. Works for the learning too.

While I understand a guy watching out for his interests with such snooping, I’d at least recommend doing it covertly without the lady of the house knowing. Once the whole thing is out in the open to where you ASK her all those above questions, you might as well walk out than listen to a female hamster spin.

And while you are conducting the one man NSA program don’t forget to draw a line on how many times you want to put in the effort.

Having said this, do you even want to know? Most guys so miss that the fact that she’s done something to make him feel as if she is cheating is enough. End it. Show her the door. It doesn’t even matter if she’s actually tasted some other dude’s cock yet! The fact that set your instincts off like that is more than enough. But most guys insist on proof, might as well wait for the video to be up on pornhub for fuck’s sake.

But it’s understandable guys wanting to hold on to the fact that they are going to be proven wrong. Let’s fact it. As a man it’s fucking hard to get women. And depending on the tons of other factors unique to your circumstances—country, income, social circle, age. Things do not become easy.

It is because of this insecurity of “not finding someone else” or “as good as her” or “the best I can do” that most guys hide behind the charade of “finding proof” that their sweetheart bae is infact sucking some side dick. They want their suspicions to be false. They need them to be false.

So how much exactly is forgivable in this? What if she lies about meeting her mom and just meets her ex bf, but didn’t “do” anything? And you find out because your friend saw her with so and so. Acceptable?

I think most men today are confused about women on the whole. They are being braninwashed with feminism’s drum banging with platitudes like “women too can just have sex”. Nope, not at all the way men can.

This is not to argue that women do not like or enjoy sex, which is the spin most feminists try to put on a position like this so they can then beat it in argument. Age old straw man theory.

I want to take this from the position that the very fact that a woman would have sex with a guy, talking about the horny-fucking-like-rabbits-sex and not the lying deadfish-i-am-here-do-what-you-gotta-do-sex which they give to their arranged marriage husbands. The very fact that she wanted to fuck a guy that much is proof of the underlying love, emotions and respect she has for him.

This is very far from the pointless pussy men can indulge in. Simply look at the biomechanics here.

Women are not built for meaning-emotion-respect less fucking. The testosterone(T) is missing. An average male has 18 times more T than the most physically fit woman on the planet. The whole feminist meme that she just saw a guy, was turned on with the abs and fucked him. Simply does not stand.

In fact there’s an entire other meme which supports this. The meme that women always end up fucking a guy in the drunk state or in an emotional turmoil. Situations in which it’s easy to work her up to the fuck. Just makes her both bold and weak at the same time making her chase the physical gratification.

A sober woman cheating simply means that the guy she ended up fucking had a sense of humor, an emotional bond was formed and there was comfort. You can throw in the looks factor in there too.

But think about it, if looks played a major role than most women would be cheating all the fucking time—simply because of the high no. of hits even an average unfuckable fat monster woman gets every single day of her life. You bet a lot of those guys are the “good looking” type however you define good looks.

But that simply isn’t how it works. An emotional bond formed over a sense of humor and wit earns a woman’s respect, lot faster than simple toned abs and stronglift shoulders.

And a woman’s sincere heartfelt attraction always comes with respect. This sounds all old fashioned and outdated now because the left liberal feminist culture has turned the narrative very well. But evolution and biology are not turned that easy.

They can brainwash the minds of people using the establishment infrastructure—schools, universities, media, NGOs, governments but human instincts which evolved over millions of years, which has kept the race alive cannot be simply turned off. That explains their repeated failure to get men all hot and crazy for the fat whales and the cock carousel riding sluts—simply not going to happened.

Getting to conscious minds of the people is easy for the left. They have huge power with the estabishment infrastructure and hence are able to get to young minds right in the schooling years. And given how most parents especially mothers are just the by products of that establishment system, the kids grow up eating all the dogma of the left having never questioned it.

At the end you have grown women all shocked and surprised when they learn in their let’s get married years that most men don’t seem to dig promiscous women.

And men who are suprised that they were afterall not so okat letting their wife fuck someone else.

The survival instinct of which reproduction is an integral part rages through a man, while his liberal indoctrinated brain fights a losing battle to remain true to the feminist dogma “women are has horny as men”.

His million year old instincts to pass on his genes to live forever through them are firing away because they see that his only at that immortality—a child through his woman is in danger. Or might not be his. This he cannot take lightly. Not in 200 BC or in 2017.

While the philosophical debate of whether our childrean are really a way to immortality will always go on, man’s survival instinct simply does not know any better. Probably why sex is so much fun and people will go to great lengths for it.

Hence the woman cheating in a relationship or the sudden feminist cultural support for open marriages isn’t about women having high libidos—not in most cases but just a setup to convince the man to remain as a productive partner while she gets the sex she really wants from the men she really respects and to convince him that her lust for the extras is just a physical gratification with no real roots in her respect and admiration.

Monday, 19 December 2016

Prostitution will save Men

The funny part is a lot of guys seem averse to the idea of paying for fucking. It’s the same “wanting sex from women is wrong” training these modern men have received their entire lives at work here. The natural instinct of wanting a woman for casual sex only and getting a whore once in a while today to most men probably feels like rape. Oh and just an hour back I got called a “psycho” by my good childhood friends for having the balls to flirt with a girl I had never spoken to before in my life.

A rape is happening every second if you ask me — of boys by the dickless monster called feminism.

The narrative of female objectification has gone so far now that any action by a man which could imply that the said man wants to fornicate with the said female is an act of female sexual objectifcation, which we know they hate so much.

Another parallel narrative which is far more superior than any is that women are just inherently better than men just by the virtue of being women.

I think it is this one which makes all the rest possible. Why else would sane normal men doubt and think that paying a woman for consenting sex is a sin against her? For the simple reason that in their heads it is established that no woman could ever do something as degenerate as sell herself for fun and profit but a rather sad backstory exists — a sick child, poverty, whatever. That every action of a woman is motivated by some higher purpose and good and no woman would chase mere materialistic wealth by fucking for cash.

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Hmmmm..Clearly yeah, there is an unfortunately sad situation here—that 36" ass which she likes handled well.

Amazing how the feminist narrative contradicts itself. Let’s the call the fem monster F and play Q&A with it.

F:women are as horny as men,
so that means they love getting fucked right?
F:No that’s misogyny and objectification.
F:Women have rights to their bodies…
so they have a right to sell it for money, right? and you said they’re horny too that sounds perfect!
F:no NO woman would ever do that,  that’s exploitation by men.
F:women are ambitious, want a career, money and success too
exactly and some choose to get it by fucking men
F: no those are the victims of circumstances mostly created by men and patriarchy.

*slow clap*

I think their confusion and anger with prostitution comes from the fact that it’s an too overt and direct exchange of sex than they’d like to witness. This is because they all know at an subconscious level that they are indulging in it.

As Rollo Tomassi of the TheRationalMale says it, as a Man you will always be paying for sex. If it isn’t straight up cash then it’s in the form of dates, dinners and gifts, if it’s not that then it’s
your charming personality, looks and wit, if you are bald, fat and ugly then it’s probably your beta bucks for provisioning of her and her offspring. If it’s still neither of these then it’s the good mighty fucking you giver her which most guys today won’t because that would be “objectifying her”.

The transaction must happend and it’s not a bad thing at all, without it there would be no fucking.

But the anger with the prostitution method is that the Man is the initial initiator of that transacation. It is the Man deciding to get up and walk up to the market to spefically buy sex from a woman and the said woman has no option but to say yes because that’s her job.

While in the civilized romance coated version of it, the final say is still the woman’s. In fact the feminine imperative has an entire social convention of “wait for when she’s ready”, “give her time” etc. all set up to make sure women hold the final call and Men are convinced that “this is how it is” and wait like an idiot while she’s evaluating all other options. While for the Man on the other end it is the dreaded yet funny friend zone.

The fem culture also feels threatened because prostitution undercuts the illusion that being chosen by a woman as a partner is some life altering surreal experiene or a statement on your value as a Man. In fact if anything, it’s often the case that the most bottom feeding scumbags are the ones who get mighty laid and rewarded by the very women who claim to hate them in favor of nice guy qualities.

Prostitution if left all alone and allowed to expand freely might end this illusion and prove to the Men that what they miss so badly and lack in life is probably a good fucking from time to time and not a woman’s company or emotional presence, which somehow can magically bring them any more happiness than they would have without her in life. It might open Men’s eyes to the fact that the primary gain from pairing with a woman is purely physical and sexual and does not meet any higher motives like companionship which is how the fem culture currently sells monogamy to men.

To prevent this prostitution must be reigned in by legal laws under the pretext of “saving women” but laws only achieve so much and hence it becomes necessary to engineer shame and guilt in Men on a personal and psychological level to keep them from even entertaining the thought.

I would argue a step further that if you were to just pick a fav among prostitutes and indulge in her regularly she would probably meet the emotional sides of the fucking equation better than most wives and girlfriends. She’d probably actually listen than just act like she is listening. Of course the requirement for this is top physical health on your side which I believe becomes very important to keep a whore’s sexual attraction. From the sheer number of fatasses she fucks in her line of work, believe me having some semblance of muscle and a flat belly will do wonders for you in this. She will indeed give you her best. And if you are stupid and fall in love with her then you are on your own.

Sunday, 17 July 2016

BUZZFEED's Sex Loving Indian Women—Part 1

"fuck"


The Feminine Imperative’s (FI) greatest weapon is confusion.

So I read a BUZZFEED post — "indian women love to casually fuck too" and the first thing that crossed my mind is ..who would have FUCKING THOUGHT that the “respect women” platitude they keep shoving into our faces so many times a day, actually also includes “respect that women love to be casually fucked” clause. I mean we all thought that respecting them meant always thinking of them as good, honest, epitome of morality beings AND the biggest one being not fucking dare OBJECTIFY THEM. NEVER to approach/court/flirt openly especially publicly because THAT FUCKING WOULD MEAN OBJECTIFICATION YOU FUCKING MISOGYNIST PIG. Then it means always give them their time with everything and wait for them to come around. NEVER to doubt their intentions and always just trusting them and encouraging them, NEVER to judge their actions, I mean it’s obviously not her fault, like we already established the fact that women are the epitome of moral behavior.

BUT THEN (..goes my testosterone sex crazed brain) .. if they do love sex as much as I do then it should be totally okay when I go approach her in public, which then means she’s totally okay with me just treating her as fuckmeat ,.I mean she’s doing the same about me, right? How come all men who have the balls to that are then misogynist pigs who treat women wrong?

DAMNN I can’t even begin to imagine how a teenager coming out of school will deal with this contradicting garbage the FI is feeding him. In the old world order or an ideal one their fathers and brothers would probably teach them this but with third wave feminism upon us like the curse of locusts from the bible, they are already martyrs to the same FI and perpetuate the same dogma ..“women, eh,,can’t understand them” subscribing to some “women are mysterious” trope we have always had in culture.

But there’s hope for those who yearn for the truth, as there’s always been. They will probably find their path, some will probably end up here as well. And of course I don’t want to make it look like few links will bring you salvation and set you free, but they are a lot more than most men will ever have as they march their way to the FI gas life chamber.

It’s such an amazing flexibility that the very FI which lambasts men for being sex junkies, poisoned with testosterone is also making fun of them for being complete pussies for getting too attached too soon just after a little casual sex. (They even put it in a cool quotation box like this right in their posts, fuck need to learn that.)

Again it’s worth highlighting how ruthless the FI is, I did this before with bacchi karkaria. Reverse the sexes and try imagining a man writing about all women he fucked getting clingy and how they file rape cases when not being called back. .FUCKING OUTRAGE. Fuck, you don’t have to imagine it, we already have a case where feminists destroyed two men’s livelihood for daring to tell us how they fucked 50+ girls and how most of them were no good for anything else.

And again I just want to hammer the effect this has on really young men. It is in this world we have 16yr old guys shamed and put down for being born with a dick since they turned ten, trying to figure out W T F IS GOING ON. Is it then any wonder I have guys inching close to 30 talking about the dark knight, assassins dick and going to "woohoo" to metal smashing transfaggers.   

But all is not lost for them and for others, as it’s been said before the internet is for men what women’s lib was for women, we now have a global network of men sharing notes and conclusions on how to better navigate life around these conflicting messages of the FI and how not only to survive but thrive in it.

Class is in session.

Casual SEX


So do women love casual sex or not? Guys want an yes or no answer to this, given their analytical problem solving nature, but the answer is neither. Write this down, women fucking want different things at different times in their lives. Young and beautiful babe in her early 20s from a western values family background with minimum religious indoctrination and maximum freedoms, yeah she’ll fuck you and some other guys on the side..NBD. The same girl when she’s 28? You bet she wants something more than just A-Grade-porn-star fucking, as we see here:



And yes she'll probably cheat if she's been fucked a LOT before she married you. And huffington post carrying that article, it'll be gone the moment their FI bosses call up so you should just google that.

Nothing to bat an eye when the leaders of feminism have this advice for our gals:
    “When looking for a life partner, my advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the commitment-phobic boys, the crazy boys. But do not marry them. The things that make the bad boys sexy do not make them good husbands. When it comes time to settle down, find someone who wants an equal partner. Someone who thinks women should be smart, opinionated and ambitious. Someone who values fairness and expects or, even better, wants to do his share in the home. These men exist and, trust me, over time, nothing is sexier.”

    ― Sheryl Sandberg, Lean In: Women, Work, and the Will to Lead

Men are piggs eh??

The article kinda also wants to tell us how ALL women enjoy casual sex with ALL men—WRONG. The choice of guys they want to fuck brings us to the next part.

Who are these super emo Guys?

Men see two genders — Men and Women. Women see three — Alphas, Betas and Women. I think you should write this down as well.

The men this chick is so frustrated about totally fall in the #2 gender category she can see, I am also pretty sure these guys are getting the kind of sex where they later go . .“i got lucky” with their buddies, and not “ohh fuck.. do i fuck this girl or go home and sleep,,,got work tomorrow, ,ah ok..ill make it a quick one”, I bet you their lives are nothing like this. In fact the thing which is really frustrating these women is buyer’s remorse. Here’s what google says:

Buyer's remorse is the sense of regret after having made a purchase. It is frequently associated with the purchase of an expensive item such as a car or house. It may stem from fear of making the wrong choice, guilt over extravagance, or a suspicion of having been overly influenced by the seller.
PU definition:
In PU, Buyer’s Remorse happens when the game was not played properly, such as skipping comfort, gaming a drunk girl, or doing something that would otherwise jeopardize the long term sexual relationship with the girl beyond a ONS.

Here’s what yareally says:

ehhhh not the best thing to have said. The pervert/slut teases were cute, like an inside joke with you guys, but after she’s acted like a slut she needs to feel like you aren’t going to judge her for being a slut…so comments like “knew I was going to insert my dick” blah blah are like “I knew you were a slut the second I saw you” which can trigger her Buyer’s Remorse.

So they’re just upset to have fucked two boring pussies who they for some reason perceived to be hotNalpha. The girls themselves would have called the guys back had they not advertised their scarcity needy “once more...please?” mentality to them lol. But now they did and are beta bitches “who can’t fathom that a woman can just fuck for fun” ..that’s just her conscious society trained empowered brain, reality is more like “omg..12 txt msgs!, .. its not even 11am, ewww”.

Now I am also shocked this chick is surprised that men are immediately falling in love with her after sex while she’s working at Buzzfeed, which is now to me an FI manifesto creating better betas with every post.  Here’s one where a dude is all for grown dudes crying:


I MEAN FUCKING SERIOUSLY?. .YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT GUYS ACTING LIKE BITCHES ON THE VERY SAME PAGES WHERE YOU ARE “ALL FOR MEN CRYING”. .Go back to my starting sentence on FI’s biggest weapon being confusion.

THREE DECADES of telling men to get in touch with their feminine side and now they’re shocked that these guys have forgotten the beauty and peace of a casual fuck. Add to that the daily shaming of men for trying to hit gym as “still trying to live the college life”, “men don’t grow up” and heck if the poor bastard is not married by 29 then all this + “is he gay?”. They denigrate anything remotely masculine and then tell us men have become pussies. Of course they do want the masculinity back when third world masculine men who they themselves brought in are raping and killing, lol. But that’s for another post.

It’s also so funny that she doesn’t think for a sec that probably the guys had real feelings for her, I mean for all the fucking leeway we give to women for being soft, emotional and tender. Here we see one reminding Milo 200 times that women are so “soft and take things to heart”, nothing of that here but instead her conclusion is that “indian men can’t handle women having casual sex”. No doll, his conditioning told him that showing his vulnerable side is the way to your heart, which he was taught has a lot more value than anything else on your body, because women are so much more than just sex objects and men are such pigs for only wanting sex.. right?.. .he respects women.. duh!.

I used to take this lightly but now I am pretty sure that there are guys out there, even young 21 yr old horny dudes who believe on a MORALITY level that wanting to just have sex with a girl is JUST WRONG as in the way we would talk about stealing as wrong, and the fact that they are going to be married to one these “Women can have sex like men” dolls and go down the blue valentine path, ..fuck makes me so fucking sad. Here even while writing this I was graced with this gem:


So you see we are all evil motherfuckers after these poor dames, a million guys probably got this on their screens and are going to make a mental subconscious note of it in the "how girls are" dept of their psyche as they put their smartphones down and pick up their joysticks.
 

Sunday, 26 June 2016

A Pic is worth a 1000 lies


Nothing completes modern anything scene without a picture—fucking nothing.

Party pics, birthday pics, insta pics, fb pics, “i ordered food” pics, “i have friends and i’m cool too” pics and the “fuck just look at me” pics—selfies.

I have ranted about pics before and wbw does a better job at it. I still think a post like this was required to hammer into the newbie PUAs heads that the pics are all lies. Just fucking lies. It’s just not the real world. A lot of guys are never going to understand this and end up playing the same game like so many I know already do, by uploading their own fucking pics while doing the “cool shit”, lol.

But you wanna be better than that right, you wanna fucking upload your video to youtube where you are doing this, at least that should be your goal and fuck no, it’s not about pulling hot girls to bed, it’s about all the things it’ll take to get there, the fears you will conquer and the skills you’ll gain to be able to pull a hot girl home every night. Sluts and studs.

Those pictures these robots put up, they look like they’re having fun? Of course they do. And as a newbie recovering nerd/afc/whatever who is trying to understand these dynamics, you will have a fucking hard time doing it, kinda why i’m here. You’ve spent too much time jacking off to internet porn in hiding, you’ve spent too much time staring at those beautiful women’s pics wherever they are, the magazines, the internet, you have spent too much time with other guys like yourself discussing how fucking beautiful that girl in your college looks and how good her friends look etc.

This is called “pussy pedestalling”. It’s Game 101 now. You have repeatedly told your brain that that girl, that beauty, that female giggle is so so so out of reach that all you can do about it is fantasize about it, talk about it, dream about it and do nothing to get it.

And when you see those pics of smiles, makeup and all that jazz you just tap into those same feelings and emotions of you sitting in hiding and jerking off to female beauty which you can’t attain but only look from far. You do notice that little ounce of anxiety you feel in and around your solar plexus when you are going through that hot cute girl’s fb trail of pics right? You surely do now after I have brought it up to your conscious mind.

Just walk into swanky place and look around and you’ll see the weird positions of that “trying to find the perfect angle” for the pic everywhere around you. Damn, you do this a few times and that sight of someone taking a selfie becomes harder to look at than probably looking at one of you guys masturbate. It’s such total cringe.

And a very important reason that those pictures are so good and perfect is they’ve done so many of those—day in and day out, and for the really prettier ones it’s hours in and hours out of taking non-stop selfies and instant analysis. They have done it so often and so many times, their brains have now mapped it with their facial muscles on how much to smile, where to feel the pressure, what angle to hold the shoulder in, this is what our brains do, this is its job. Computing and remembering 100s of muscle movements and calculations to help you internalize stuff, like driving and talking to hot women for eg. and if you keep at it then this too.

This why I call them a 1000 lies. You will notice that those smiling faces gone and off the instant the camera has clicked and they all get back to their checking their whatsapp. You have to understand the moment-to-moment thought process of those taking those pics.

It’s something like this:

*one person takes out the cam for the pic and lets everyone know he’s taking a group selfie”
Now the internal monologue of everyone involved is something along this:
“Ok k k a selfies is being taken, this will be shared on fb, i can use it for my whatsapp profile, and probably insta it too, and while i do it im gonnna #tag #this #this #that and it’ll look really good on my profile”.

THIS IS THE SHIT.

The idea that you will look back at this in future and remember those good times is gone out with the kodak. Then the photograph was a luxury to be saved in albums and as a reminisce of a beautiful moment, not anymore. Something is available at every instant always loses its value. And when you really look at this culture, it’s hard to believe that most 20 yr olds+ are even capable of good old nostalgia, because today everything is instant, why look back to a pic to get that emotional state high you would get when the pic will remind you of how you felt that day exactly when you can just take a new one right now. And of course do most think that THE EXACT REASON FOR TAKING THE PIC IS TO LOOK BACK AT THE MEMORY?---FUCKING YES! (And now this is going really spiral but hang on) THE REASON THEY THINK SO IS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BE THAT PERSON WHO CHERISHES AND VALUES MEMORIES AND ALL FEEL GOOD SHIT..

To explain this ask yourself why do so many people share stuff like this? 

"im sooo deep"
BECAUSE they do believe they’re that person, and fine, at times we are all that person, but you can trying catching those who shared similar shit on your fb and you will see they don’t fucking know and won’t even understand if you were to explain it to them what a light year is. Forget all about it, if they’re on their way to church, lol.

This post sounds like judging, cynicism, hatred, bitterness and what the fuck not. But that's just a trick to dismiss the truth and harsh realities, it's a gimmick. I am not here to create more holden caulfields (great guy though and i definitely recommend you meet him, but don’t let him get to your head and that nerd brain of yours will.) And that nerd brain of yours is why this post has to be this way, so that you understand the social VIBING process of selfie-ing and putting them on SM, not that you have to do that, but you do need to understand that, so obviously the goal of this post is not for you to just avoid taking pictures and stand in the corner trying to give out the james bond look.. all because "PICTURES SUCK AND ARE FAKE!" lol. And your nerd brain will again keep screaming that to you, but with this knowledge you know now what’s ACTUALLY happening and why this meaninglessness has so much meaning.