Friday, 2 December 2016

Musings on the Female Unicorns

Every time I come across the shy soft spoken girl i fall in love. That elusive unicorn. At times it's instant oneitis i.e I just look at a girl and she looks the shy kind and I'm starting to fill in all other details about her in my head. This tendency to fill your head with extremely-super-positive assumptions about her, I covered here already. And I left out the magical shy girl out in that post, kinda forgot about her.

Maybe a reason I didn't cover her in that article is because the shy girl is not always the best looking, she's definitely not the hot type and she's also not the anxious one always at the corner scared, coming of very standoffish—that would be the majority of the Indian male population in 2016, awkward, with no smile or life in the eyes and just going through the motions, and the fact that he has no fucking inclination or idea about choosing proper fitting clothes doesn't help it either.

The shy girl just comes off as a very normal person, yes from time to time, she does have that pretty face and a great figure too. The fashion sense which gives her away is she'll be wearing the exact same kinda outfits which look exactly similar twice in a row, lol this one is my best observation with the shy chick I'm infatuated with now.

And this is why I used the "very normal person" description with her, she probably noticed that this one thing looks pretty ok so yea let's just buy 5 of those and wear them daily, she's almost just like men when it comes to fashion, but Indian men just suck far too much these days with clothes, so let's say her thought process about fashion is just like men and not the whole thing.

They have done something hard.

“…the biggest barrier to commitment with most of these women wasn’t their sexuality or their femininity. It was either that I didn’t find them beautiful enough or interesting enough to warrant commitment. Many of these girls could help themselves immensely by reading a few classic novels and working out a little. But they get attention regardless, so the motivation to better themselves isn’t present. It’s unfortunate. That said, I think it’s possible to find value. If you’re willing to hang around in the 6-7 range looks-wise, you can lock down a young, intelligent, girl who will make a good partner and mother. The question is really how much you’re willing to compromise where beauty is concerned.”

—Jared Rutledge (a fallen hero who later pussyfied to PC-SJW-pressure look for cynthia’s annoying self righteous comment)

Now to sympathize with the guys a little, there's a reason why they're all so socially uncaliberated, anxious, come off as standoffish and don't seem to have a clue on what to wear is because they're so uncelebrated. Look at the feedback men get from everywhere and everyone all their life.

Something like this.
"fuck you, fool, fucking good for nothing, achieve something in life then talk"

Teachers and parents:
"lord knows what you're going to be when you grow up, idiot"

"work hard or else you won't get a fucking job and then forget about getting a girl"

"do whatever you can  .. you're never ever getting a girl mate, marry the hand"

"0 friend requests, 1 like, 1 comment from the childhood friend best friend—"no one fucking cares, just shut the fuck up"".

"why do you even bother bro?"

This list is turning out to be fun I'll definitely write a post just on it.

But I believe I've made the point well.

Let's just say all this gets to the poor lad by the time he is 25.

Maybe one can say it humbles men, or if you go by today’s culture “it keeps them in line”, whatever that is, hard to explain the manhating culture we find ourselves in.

The shy girl we all so like has also been through something similar, something hard, let' say ‘made to work’ for stuff unlike her hotter counterparts. She got all that positive validation girls always get all their lives from everywhere but something along the way thought her to keep her feet on the ground or neutralized it and kept her from becoming a total validation junkie.

It could be just her raising, her parents as role models, her career choices(CAs are the fucking best I feel*) or maybe she just has the intellectual permissions to be a winner like Eric Berne talks about in What do you say after you say hello?

Can’t find the fucking quote so placeholder.

She developed that autonomy which tells her she's just like the rest of us and not some very special snowflake, of course she gets the little extra love for being the cute girl around, but as mentioned she’s grounded about that and probably intellectually aware of it.

In the end whatever it is, it keeps her from doing what so many of her hotter sisters of the “sisterhood”* are doing on instagram.

Below is an exhibit, who at one point had more insta followers than Parul Gulati—an actress on crime patrol.

I think it's only after Parul's movie, she got the lead on the follower count just a few months back.

I would just share her instagram pics with you but I am too paranoid about my identity after incidents where feminists want to skin guys alive for calling stupid women—STUPID.

Also this is the kind of stuff that motivates her to keep up the supply:


And the good girls at the internet's toilet scroll and the scoop websites tell us how much women hate to be objectified.

Maybe the shy-cute winner girl does hate being objectified, but those are the exceptions and in science we focus on the rule.

Granted that we don’t control the comments on the internet, but the way current liberal culture exaggerates the claims of women feeling objectified is a lie and a denial of basic human nature and evolution which even comedians explain better than these PC shitlibs.

Shy girl selfie

I have covered the picchaa culture and how it’s a fucking poison.

And I think the shy girl unicorn we’re talking about agrees with me too. Let me just go ahead and make the quote first which will live for centuries here on out

To judge a man’s (especially a woman’s) character check her selfies.


You all probably have a few names and their respective fucking selfies already scrolling inside your head. Those female psychos with those eyes squinted, lips pouted(WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?). Some even pull back their eyebrows in a such a weird fucking way, with their neck bent to one side and what not. You know those psycho LAYdees in your life right, and trust me they aren’t and shouldn’t be anything more than LAYthings.

The thing with outrageously stupid selfies, where it becomes evident there was considerable effor put into getting it right, is that any fucking human being with a lick of self awareness will just not fucking do it. Because it FEELS STUPID. And it should. Fucking pouting and twitching, twatting, stretching. Jesus fuck.

We all know that weirdo who always has his tongue out in pics right, do you fucking like that? One can understand a night of party and high emotions but when you see it as a selfie taken all alone in the fucking bedroom, bathroom, kitchen. You know you have un-selfaware evil on your hands. Befriend or fucking marry that at your own risk.

You can do this experiment yourself, the ones who really come across as well read with cool headed thoughts and ideas about the world will seldom do the crazy selfie dance. And the ones who do will then tell you how objectified they feel—crazy times.

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